Morbidly Introspective Disclaimer?

To whom it may concern,

The ideas, opinions, musings, full truths, partial truths, errors, complaints, and other assorted esoteric ramblings expressed on this blog do not necessarily represent the frequency that such ideas appear in their author’s brain. The produce of this blog is the result of a convergence of the stuff that’s up there with my proximity to a computer, in the relative absence of my three small childrens’ (imagine a jail break at a mental ward for midgets) proximity to their night time cells, in relation to I’m trying to plant a church, in unison with I notice there’s a lot of people everywhere that don’t give a rip about truth—and these are the people that our beloved seminaries demand and supply, combined with…Well, you get the idea. I write about whatever’s leaking from the noggin at the time that I have time to spare to type. Same applies to our web site. We’re building a core group first—pulling off a public launch second. Irgo, there’s a lot of overly-wordy nauseating master’s degree papers of mine on there, because a) I don’t have time to write anything new and simple, and b) we’re gathering people who will get in the boat and grab an oar (so they have to know what an “oar” is). All complaints regarding the blog’s wordy or allegedly “high-fallutin” nature without the express written consent of the anti-intellectual brand of Christianity to which the critic subscribes are similarly prohibited.